"Happy early birthday to the person I know virtually, haha, who I think has the purest soul, is the funniest, most caring and a good listener (though he definitely needs to be tested to make sure he doesn't zone out halfway).
I wish you nothing but the best in life, may you find your purpose and achieve all your dreams."
From: The Girl Who Loves to Knock Your Scores Off 💙
♋ P.S. You were born under Cancer. The stars confirm the roast.
🎵 *Happy Birthday* — Classical Version (playing softly)