Self-custody without the YouTube rabbit hole.
A tight Bitcoin self-custody checklist + incident playbook for people who already hold BTC and want a calm ops ritual — not another 40-hour course.
- Interactive offline checklist (L1→L4) with local progress + JSON export
- Threat-model guide: hot / warm / cold allocation
- Incident playbook: phishing, theft, seed leak, exchange breach, wrench
- Backup restore drill log + wallet decision matrix (CSV)
- Offline emergency card template — no cloud required
Less than one missed fee on a panicked move. Educational kit — you execute alone.
Pay with BTC / USDT See what's in the ZIPDigital delivery after payment proof. No calls. We never ask for your seed.
What's inside
01 · Guide
Threat model, three-tier stack, seed rules, ops rhythm.
02 · Checklist
HTML offline checklist with levels and export.
03 · Incidents
Playbooks for phishing, theft, seed burn, exchange news.
04 · Matrix
CSV to assign hot/warm/cold roles and caps.
05 · Drills
Backup restore test log — prove recovery works.
06 · OpSec
Red-flag list + offline emergency card template.
For / not for
For you if…
- You already buy/hold BTC and want a sober checklist
- You prefer tools over guru calls
- You pay in BTC/USDT and hang out on Nostr
- You want an incident sheet before panic hits
Not for you if…
- You want trade signals or “100x alts”
- You expect us to hold keys or remote into your machine
- You need jurisdiction-specific legal inheritance drafting
- You won't open an HTML/Markdown file offline
Payment ($12 USD)
Send ~$12 equivalent. Keep the tx id. Then submit the order form.
Bitcoin (preferred)
On-chain BTC
bc1qfslwmnfz2re4nndr07ukx44dkzc6sc6ccucxlu
USDT (ERC20 only)
0xE7FF69467255600fd11C559cA442a1bd3d80e738
Send the USD~12 equivalent. ERC20 network only for USDT.
PIX (secondary · Brazil)
Key: 64981119926
Amount: ~R$ 65 (≈ $12 — adjust if FX moved)
PIX is secondary for local buyers. Crypto-first listing.
2) Send proof
- Pay ~$12 (BTC / USDT / PIX).
- Submit email + tx id / proof below.
- After payment check, the ZIP link is emailed (self-serve; no call).
FAQ
| Do you need my seed? | Never. Anyone asking for your seed is an attacker — including fake “support”. |
|---|---|
| Works offline? | Yes. Checklist and guide are HTML/Markdown. Open locally. |
| Refunds? | If the ZIP won't open, we resend. No refunds for change-of-mind after download. |
| Is this financial advice? | No. Educational ops kit only. |
| Shopstr / Nostr? | Yes — listed for crypto-native discovery. Same product, same checkout. |