10 Classic Jokes

A hand-picked, family-friendly collection — baked right into the page.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   He was outstanding in his field.
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
   They don't have the guts.
4. What do you call a fake noodle?
   An impasta.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two-tired.
6. How does a penguin build its house?
   Igloos it together.
7. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
   Because he was always spotted.
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese.
9. Why did the math book look so sad?
   Because it had too many problems.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite.