Sunday league scoreboard duty

I have become the unofficial scorer for my nephew's under-12 football team. Shots on target, corners, goals — parents ask for the numbers at half time.

Keeping it all on a scrap of paper never survived the rain. An online tally counter on my phone handles goals and corners in separate tallies.

Last match finished 3-2, with 11 corners that kept me busier than the keeper. The coach now asks me for the stats before the post-match talk.

— Rober Orbituary